The Station at Bittercreek: The gag: all five semaphores (including train order board) change haphazardly and independently, these are the only signals on the railroad which should ALWAYS be ignored! (note: semaphore tower will actually be rotated clockwise 90 degrees) Two proximity sensors; in East and West ends of base sense any movement to cue signals. Lights remain on in signals, signals only change aspects at proximity sense. Attic is lit with 'electric inhabitants'. All lanterns are lit with T-3 lamps on 'electric lantern' tracks, including walkway lighting between the restrooms and steaming bays. Station announcements and teletype are free running, random. Announcements are mostly garbled and unintelligible, riddled with mic handling, breath noise and pops, feedback, electrical noise, hums and buzzes, etc. (everything that can be wrong with sound:) There will be random snoring in the station. A distributed environmentals soundtrack will surround the station, and will be distributed in the cedar forest around the station. Weather vane turns randomly. All station lighting will appear to be from lantern or fire sources (pot bellied stove), visible and interior.